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Chainsaws, man.  Chainsaws and big blocks of ice.  Come on, what more do you need?

Why Become a Chef? 5 Good Reasons

So you’ve loved cooking since you were little, and now you’re wondering what life would hold if you decided to pursue your passion full-time.  Do chefs get paid well?  What about stability?  Benefits?  Would you really be able to do well in life as a chef?  Well, here’s a little list to get you psyched [...]

5 Ways to Increase Your Chefitude

Chef hat and arrow? Or ghost and pine tree?

Note: Chefitude = Chef + Aptitude.  (Not chef + attitude, that is a subject for a different post).

The following list contains five sure-fire ways to increase your cooking abilities and general “chefiness”.  I am not legally able to guarantee the following, but [...]

10 Reasons Not To Enroll In Culinary School

10. Long hours
9. Blazing hot or freezing cold kitchens
8. Doing all those dishes
7. Getting yelled at by chefs
6. Standing for the majority of the day
5. Tuition fees now require your firstborn
4. Cleaning out walk-in refrigerators
3. Cleaning out walk-in freezers
2. Cleaning out whatever the hell is hiding behind the stoves
1. Looking like a walking used napkin [...]

Online Culinary School Programs – Do they work?

So, do online Culinary Arts courses work?  Short answer: anything’s possible.  But you have to be really committed.  The hardest part about online courses is that they lack the direct supervision of a certified chef, someone who can watch you as you practice and answer any questions you have.  There are a number of factors [...]

Why Recipes Suck

OK, I know there’s about a million home cooks out there who are ready to grab their pitchforks and burn me at the stake, so let me clarify my title: why do quantities in recipes suck?  You’ll notice that I almost never give exact quantities for recipes appearing on my site, and there’s [...]

What are Coulis and Aioli? (or The Two Most Bastardized Sauces in the West)

Surely these are the two most popular sauces used in restaurants that are trying to appear swank and gourmet.  But do they really know what they’re talking about?

Aioli – I worked in a Hawaiian restaurant once that featured “mango aioli sauce” on their coconut shrimp.  Yes, it tasted OK.  But was it really Aioli?  No!  [...]

Food is the Best Science

It’s time to crack the seal on this blog and delete the Hello World post!  Today I’ll give you some background on where I currently stand in the culinary program and as a chef.

I have almost completed the first block (1/2 semester) at UVU.  I had the baking class for the first block, and I [...]